Looks like John Cusack, I can see it in your eyes.

She hasn't been seen since.

The transformation is almost complete.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

"You're a wizard, hairy."

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.