I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
All these kids go to the same tiny college... (1)
My Boy Jordan/Robert Ri' chard
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
