All babes are now 1/2 off!
"Remnants of Keg + Empty Water Cooler = MGD Mountain"
"Fastest cooler in Boone Iowa."
"Wanna Ride My Cooler?" is slated to be this summer's big hip-hop song.
He swallowed a keg.
They're not labeling the cooler, they're just letting you know that they're cooler than you are.