Brothers Don't Shake Hands....BROTHERS HUG!

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274