Because after a good postal rampage, everyone needs a good haircut and a sub.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe