Life is Like a Box of Shock-lates

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve