This guy explains why he's cutting you off with his license plate

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet