This year's theme is "Quash the Rebellion."
Most strippers overseas come with a surprise... a penis.
My buddy was stuffing money in this tranny's bra and panties all night before it was revealed that she was a man.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.