Don't be a fool, wrap your tool

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive