How the Zebra got it's stripes.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis