Yummy!

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.