k mart throwin up the shocker

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost