So I walk into the tattoo parlor and say, "Hey buddy, gimme a random tattoo on my ass..."
Wait for him to pass out, then add an 'S' to like and an 'N' to me.
If I flex my calf I can make her twerk.
"My sister's boyfriend's dumbass tattoo"
"My buddy Dave looks just like the one Hardly brother from South Park."
"My buddy Frank's first time drinking." See what everybody's raving about, Frank?