send your resume to this people... serious killers only

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle