She looks more like singer Jessica Simpson than actress Jessica Simpson.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young