Hmmmmm we're out of white paint. Maybe we can add the word "not" after "it's".

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Well, think it.