Really? This is the best picture you could find?

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle