Always trust a cool beverage, bro.
I'm not sure this is actually going to make your computer any faster.
This is Marissa Miller. Who is Marissa Miller, you ask? According to WIkipedia, "Who Cares."
"You are an embarrassment to the game of pool and should be glad I even let you play at my table."
An effective way to get that heart rate up.
According to this, another 15 seconds or so and I should pass out.