Picture First off, he's not stupid for holding on since hot air balloons are a huge investment and cost thousands of dollars. Also their 5 month old girl's inside.
Picture "The Squid: This is the best drinking apparatus I have ever constructed. 5 gallons of beer go in the top and teams of 3 on each hose. Patent Pending."
Picture Don't forget to check out the "Taft Select Chocolate." Each one is a 5 pound ball filled with mayo.