Picture I was driving behind this guy the other day and I was like "I wonder how many balls that guy has?"
Picture I wait for the day when a guy can use one eye to sneak a peek while the other eye stares directly at the camera.
Picture "Saw the picture of that other cat chillin. This is my cat the first day I gave him catnip. Now he listens to a lot of Phish and is talking about getting an acoustic off eBay. He's a mess."
Picture "Everyone enjoys the prof so much that no one left. I go to a private lutheran school and this guy makes everything worth while. The first day of class, every other word he said was 'damnit."