I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!
Lesson learned-- when I say you shouldn't do tequila shots so early, I mean it!
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