pimped out ride

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis