Fun ahead!

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost