i'm too high to think of anything clever to say

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109