B & N does sell everything
"B? B? B?"
"Never ask your gf to lotion your back if she's pissed at you."
"On average my gf gets 8/10 for her body... What do you give her?"
"Heres a pic of my gf for the best ass contest...hope yall enjoy..."
"The best ass contest is now over, my g/f has them all beat"