i've accomplished my lifes goal

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur