I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
special sauce included
used to say: "Try the new Angus Third Pounder" ...think it comes super sized?
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.