By "we're not quite sure what happened," they mean "we're not sure we want to know what happened."
I have nothing to say about this photograph.
You should hear what the Chinese have to say about Snooki.
This is what happens to pretty girls when you say "say cheese!"
I don't know what else to say about this picture, except that it was taken in South Africa.
Whatever it is, I'm not sure I'm so hungry anymore.