Douche of the Week Reward
Our fraternity does a "Douche of the Week" vote at the end of our weekly meetings, and our pledges made this cookie as a trophy for the winner.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.



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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.