he teaches human sexuality

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts