Hookah + wine = awesome

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip