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She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3