Here once stood the greatest beeramid in the land.
"Your beeramid sucks!"
The Egyptians used to shame their weaker links in a similar Beeramid fashion.
"Ultimate Beeramid after New Years Party"
"A turducken (a chicken in a duck in a turkey), layered with sausage and cornbread stuffings."
"Warning: Do not allow your roommates girlfriend near your 4,000 can beeramid!"