With those prices, the only thing your saving from not going to a "Ma and Pop" store is smalltalk.
"Walmart knows college kids."
48 hours at a Walmart leads to $7000+ on ebay.
They couldn't get Paul Giamatti back for the sequel to Sideways.
Walmart and church have something in common?
"Warren rollin back the prices at Wal-Mart, while throwin up the SHOCKER!"