He's Proud to Be One of Apparently Four Guidos in Missouri

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip