Try getting on these Manzy elevators

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Leave that thing a-Lohan.

"Gretchen, NO!"

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.