"I call it... Petoria. I was going to call it Peterland, but that gay bar by the airport took it."
"I guess it's supposed to be an ice cream cone?"
I guess the racist white equivalent would be a Denny's ad. Or maybe L.L. Bean.
Say what you want about those books, but I think they're really sweet.
"You know what, I think I'll have the cake... unless you have ice cream to put on top."
Could you pass the ice cream?