Maybe Jesus was really into Tommy.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip