I've never slow clapped a haircut. Until now.
Saying that a "just a mullet" is like saying Man of the Year is "just a bad movie."
You can only push a man so far...until his hair goes farther.
Not the kind of mullet you usually find on someone's head.
A mullet for the 21st century!
C'mon man, be easy on the freaks. They're not smart enough to understand English.