"When your only vehicle at school is a moped and the liquor store is across campus..."
"We just had to stop and take a picture of this sign at our local liquor store."
Good, I wanted to hit the liquor store on the way back.
"This was in front of a liquor store by the way." Classic.
How do you know you're a redneck? You take your riding mower to the liquor store.
When computer nerds get trashed before they get to the liquor store