she wants my dick . . . in and around her mouth

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321