I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
That Girl in a Mumu?
Drinks, Semi-homoerotic flexing, and That Girl in a Mumu
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Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
