Picture "He made himself a bread sandwich and then we found him like this, I guess he was going to eat it with the fork."
Picture "Forty five minutes after he woke up, he freed a hand and cut himself loose with a paring knife. He then went on a rampage with a fire extinguisher. And those are pans with silverware on his back to let us know when he wakes up."
Picture "It took us a good half hour but we finally got him in there. After a case of bear and a bottle of wine, he finally fit. If you pass out on my floor, you never know where you will wake up."