Man Toy

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip