Picture "Came down on my left leg and my foot slipped in the mud. Which, in turn, popped my knee cap off of my knee." SUMMER!!!!!!
Picture "I was cutting a piece of hardwood flooring and my hand hit the blade on the tablesaw. Shit happens." (GROSS!)
Picture "On the Friday night before Halloween I slammed my finger in my dorm door, and cut the tip of my finger off, then with it off went and let somebody in. Docs at the hosptial said it cant be reattatched, but whatever, its all good." (gross)
Picture "This Spring Break we went to Daytona for my buddy's bday and he got a speeding ticket on the way then stepped on a stingray barb!"