How else are you supposed to get better at aiming?
How are you supposed to tag them on Facebook if they insist on wearing a hood?
If you take away evolution, how are adults supposed to get to sleep?
A warning to all you glittered up Edward Cullens out there. This is how vampires are supposed to look.
Fortunes are supposed to be a pick-me-up, not try to pick you up.
How could you do that? You're supposed to be man's best friend. Not cool, man.