Picture "Be careful when you party with people from other schools. Got drunk with my Texas A&M friends and woke up with this in the top of my head."
Picture "This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has
Picture :I took this while some fat lady was yelling at some frightened kid cashier at 11 am because there weren't enough crowns made for a kid's birthday party. Incidentally, the 3 people working had no idea a party of 30 was showing up."