Just when you thought wine couldn't get any classier...

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Leave that thing a-Lohan.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.