Picture Bostonians apparently need to be told this. I guess there's a problem with it there - though Rochester has "Never Shake a Baby" commercials.
Picture "My friends and I went up north for the weekend to drink. Problem was that we forgot the beer bong, so we improvised." How did you forget the beer bong? That's usually the first thing I pack.
Picture I never had a personal beef with parents being on facebook, but if they're going to stop letting sluts be sluts, then we've got a major problem here, folks.