Ugh, blondes.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

This family trip is about to get awkward.

Leave that thing a-Lohan.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"